I’ve been looking for sources to prove to you haters that the Puck Whore was getting it on with NHL hockey players while she was in Montreal. Some of you are probably to stupid read between the lines on her site anyways. Here are the best rumors I’ve heard.
• Mike Richards (Flyers): someone that knew her in high school said Richards illegedly tried to get into her pants when he was playing in their city. They didn’t know if they did anything back then but said they wouldn’t be surprised if it was happening now.
• Jeff Carter (Flyers): he’s notorious for being a slut and therefore would screw a trashy puck whore if given the chance. She probably knew that and threw herself at him!
• Maxime Lapiere (Canadians): “Bambi” has come out and admitted in the last post on the puck whore site that she has a thing for Maxime. Maybe I was wrong. She wasn’t screwing a Flyer she was screwing the home team instead.
Those are the 3 best leads I have right now. I give them all a e5 rating. To the real culprit(s) get some standards!
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
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Carts and Richie haven't played on a line together in a while, perhaps this was their first "shift" together
ReplyDeleteMaybe she slept with all of them at once...it'd add whole new meaning to "sleeping with the enemy"
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